ATTENTION, FLIST! EVERYBODY READ THIS RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE IT IS SO GODDAMN AWESOME I THINK I JUST DIED A LITTLE OH MY GOD!

...will air in October.

Dean Cain to play Dr. Curtis Knox in Smallville Seventh Season Episode "Cure".

SQUEEEEE!!!! About time, I'd say. How cool is it that he's playing another "C.K"? Will the real CK please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up? *g*

Of course, I have a personal wish list regarding this:

1. Please, if there is a God, don't make ( Read more... )

If I see one more red heart-shaped balloon, heart-shaped candy box or any thing that is pink, fluffy and looks like it belongs in Madam Puddifoot's , you may check for news reports of the girl who went berserk and went on a series of city-wide rampages of all things Hallmark in a Godzilla outift.

*shoots down nauseating red heart emblazoned on top ( Read more... )

(yelling at the hotel manager)

Lois: Look, my wedding is in three days, I have relatives flying in from all over the country, that is, assuming they can land, and we're tired, and we're wet, and I have a very loud voice.

Clark: So, I guess right about now he'd probably be saying how sorry he was to have left home because he missed out seeing his ( Read more... )

(Xavier’s Virtual Fantasy)

Lois: You beat Superman.

X: To a pulp.

Lois: Oh, thank you. I was getting so sick of him.

Clark: Well, my experience has been a little different.

Lois: Mmm, Hmm.

Clark: I'm a little different.

Lois: Sure.

Clark: I mean, I've had girlfriends. I've dated. But that thing, the intimacy threshold, the big threshold. I've never really ( Read more... )

Thanks be to Zoomway!

(After Lois has figured out about Superman)

Clark: So, how mad are you?
Lois: I'm not mad.
Clark: Excuse me.
Lois: I'm not mad at all.
Clark: Lois, this is not really a time to hold back.
Lois: I'm not.
Clark: I'm sorry. I was talking to Lois Lane. I know she was here a second ago. And I know she wouldn't really react . . .
Lois: I'm ( Read more... )